These are the intentions that come over with a 'free' drink
– Have you ever received a ‘free’ drink when you went out with your friends?
– Here are some of the intentions that might have been sent over with that drink
Everybody has an agenda. Hidden or not. And most often, it’s towards the opposite gender because what is life without a little excitement to chemsha the blood?
So let’s go clubbing. This one is for the Friday and Saturday night party goers, not those who practice the religion of bars during the week.
So there you are, enjoying your drinks when you spot someone across the room, and you have enough liquid courage to approach the.
Your first move is to send a drink over. Now, let me tell you what that drink means to both men and women:
1. Passport to a one-night stand
This can apply to both male and female ravers, but mostly men. Apparently, it is way too easy for them to get into some random woman’s pants without feeling guilt (considering women tend to attach their emotions in the prowess CVs).
The first drink is the ice breaker. Talking is only a past time and the drinks the main event. The more the both of you drink, the weaker your inhibitions become.
And let’s not lie- the menu is only serving sex. So hakuna cha “sorry, I’m on my periods” hapa. You should have sent that drink back when it came.
2. Available distraction
Some people do not know how to handle relationship drama and bars tend to be a refuge. And for those weak souls that do not enjoy the ‘bitter’ taste of faithfulness, buying someone a drink probably means he is looking for a stranger to vent issues to or a silent companion to watch TV in a haze of drunk.
Some, though, rein in their urges and return them home to their partners for make-up sex.
However, some of these distractions tend to end up being side bi#$hes. Now you know.
3. Happily-ever-after
Naïve women will give a guy who’s sent over a drink an immediate once over and determined that he could be a potential husband.
At the first sip, she will have figured him for a ‘romantic’ man, second sip- he could make a good husband, third sip- honeymoon in Bora Bora, fourth sip- second anniversary party at his mother’s house and the last sip- sitting for the reading of his will at his lawyer’s offices.
So, men, you’d also better think first before drinking a shot sent over by a lady. She might have already planned out your life for you.
4. Regular sex
Some men’s intention is to get regular goodies. Does not matter how many women he hits on with these drinks.
And women too. They tend to be better at this game because they can hide the fact they are seeing multiple partners better than men.
So, before you take a sip of that drink, think about it. What intention was that drink sent over with?
Source Tuko.co.ke
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