BREAKING NEWS!
"William Ruto and Joshua Arap Sang will be
jailed eventually by the ICC" declares a feared
witch doctor from Tanzania.
"Two black cowrie shells landed on their
heads,which is a bad sign.The next president
after Uhuru Kenyatta will be Julius Karangi" says
Prof Maji ya Malenge from Dodoma.
He says that his cowries have shown him that
Kenya will have peace and become a prominent
country even if the duo are incarcerated.
